"Inspired" by Limbaugh's dream, as in "White Christmas" (see my previous post), I have written and produced a satirical piece to the tune of "White Christmas". It is posted on You Tube and JibJab. The music and original lyrics for "White Christmas" were written by Irving Berlin. Here are my lyrics.
I’m dreaming of a nice riot
Just like the one in ‘68
Where the delegates huddle
And policemen struggle
To show protesters the gate.
No doubt you want to aks me
About my oxycontin use
Dittoheads weren’t fooled
Nor was the ACLU
Prosecuting me was a ruse
I’m dreaming of a nice riot
As operation chaos unfolds
Where tear gas fumes fill the air
And Democrat party leaders despair
No doubt you want to aks me
Why did I not serve in Vietnam?
Since I had a cyst on my ass
I decided I could take a pass
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
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